Bowling for Clinton-Time

Today, my dear Hillary summoned some of her finest wit, suggesting that she and Sir Barack Obama bowl it out, for the nomination. This, of course, comes on the heels of Mr. Obama putting forth a rather poor showing at the alleys (a 37 I believe).

I never bowled back in my day. I preferred more gentlemanly games like croquet and badminton (though my fondness for baseball is growing by the minute). If bowling is what my lady likes, however, then let her challenge me to a contest. I would gladly throw a few by the wayside to give her victory. After all, my mind would already be - as you Americans are fond of saying - "in the gutter."